The successful Swedish conglomerate IKEA has landed in South Africa, Cape Town to be exact. I have had the unfortunate pleasure of assembling IKEA goods so many times that I've blocked it out of my memory. Although self assembly is foreign to us Saffa's I think the task of building a new IKEA purchase armed with instructions, a packet of screws and wood panels is a must do for any young couple. If you can make it through at least 2 with no tears, your love shall stand the test of time. Well, that's what I think at least.